Yoho everyone, My One shot fic: No Strip, No Kani

Yeolaebum, finally my brain cells work today... XD

*Wave* to Izzati and Rool, credits to them for giving this idea: No Strip, No Food for Changminnie. and Omona here is the fic...

Sorrie if it is not well done as this is my first fic after such a long break. ^.^

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Title: No Strip, No Kani *note Kani is a Jap word for crab since Changmin loves to makan crab XD*

Genre: Humor, a tad smut ~if you consider that smut... XP~

Character: Changmin *the poor kid*, Yunjae, Yoosu

Summary: As you know TVXQ stripped their backs in SBS Gayo Daejun on 29th of Dec and focused at Changmin's unwillingly and WTH expression. XD So this is a scene before, and after the performance.

“Erm Hyung, are you serious we are going to do this at the end of the Mirotic song for this year SBS Gayo Daejun?” queried the disinclined youngest in the group.

“Certainly, this marks the significant end of 2008 for you all, for DBSK…” remarked Manager Song, grinning at the five young men sitting opposite him, whilst added: “Moreover, the performance is scheduled after 10pm so we are going to play “Under the Skin” version for Mirotic.” All except Changmin were startled with zeal.

~After Mr. Song leave~

Yoochun intercepted with sudden joie de vivre, “YOHO, cool man!! I love skin... ~humming~ neon nareul weonhae ~ weonhae~, neon naege bbajyeo ~bbajyeo~…….”

The other three stirred by Yoochun’s abrupt high spirit and partook: “I got you~~~~ under my skin!!!!”

Junsu shrieked: “YO!!” Yoochun threw a wide ~beam~ at his delighted Susu.

Changmin gaped unenthusiastically at his Hyungs and let out a ~enormous~ sigh.
Yoochun gave a gaze at his disheartened dongsaeng, inquired: “Yo Changmin ya, what’s wrong??” putting an arm over Changmin’s shoulder.

“Ya Hyung, do we really need to do this?? I meant the stripping back part. Can we just drop this part of performance and resume back to the usual posing?? Or Perhaps we can raise this to Mr. Song and……...” Changmin burbled on with ~extreme~ determination of declining the ~stripping~ idea.

“Come on kid...” Yoochun butted in: “We need to present one remarkable stage for our beloved Cassiopeia end of this year before we are returning back to Korea second half of 2009. What’s more we are gonna to sing “Under my skin” *humming*I got youuuuu~ under my skin. Yo kid, is under my skin, so we need to show a masculine side of DBSK.”

“Yo right, yoyo, this is what we called a Namcha!!!” Junsu groaned whilst Yoochun threw him a wink.

“But…..” Before Changmin could voice out, the blissful leader interrupted: “Hey guys, Jaejoong and I are thinking of treating you all to kani [crab in jap] after the Kohaku performance... [Kohaku held in Japan after SBS Gayo Daejun]”

“YUPPIE!!” screeched both Yoochun and Junsu, whilst Changmin widened his eyes gazing at Yunho.

“I love you, Yunjae!!” Yoochun grinned.

Jaejoong gave a glance at Changmin and spoke: “But base on one condition…”

All three of them gaped at their eldest Hyung: “Huh??”

“The condition is that Changmin agrees to strip first in SBS Gayo, if not no kani for all…” Jaejoong added, beaming.

“WHAT THE HECK, NOOO!!!” Changmin startled and glared at the grinning Jaejoong. ~ Off gone his crab~

“Ohh, come on Changmin, let’s strip together. We want K A N I... And not Kami [jap for paper]” Junsu pouted to his dongsaeng.

“Ok, is not at all humorous.” Changmin gave a cold eye to Junsu.

Yoochun yelped: “We want kani, we want kani…… No strip, No kani, No strip, No kani” with Junsu joining in.

Whereas Yunho and Jaejoong chortled at the two’s hectic reaction.

Changmin glowered at the vociferous couple and finally came to a decision after few minutes’ intense thought: “Alright, alright. For my *Sigh* KANI, and to gratify my Hyungs, I hereby agree to sacrifice myself, my precious body….*another Sigh*…” shook his head and covered his face into his palms, thinking: what the hell am I doing this to myself~

“Bravo Changmin, I LOVE YOU!!!” Yoochun throw his arms and hugged his dongsaeng.

~The next morning~

“ARRRGHHHHH!!!” A thunderous scream came from Yunho’s room.

“OMG, what’s that noise??” inquired Changmin from the bathroom with a toothbrush popped in his mouth.

Another shriek echoed: “Jaejoong ahhhh, gentleEeeeeee, pleaseee.”

“OMG, is that Yunho’s voice??” Changmin stunned, now standing outside Yunho’s room.

“Omo, what’s that??” queried the sleepy Junsu walking out of his bedroom, rubbing his eyes with Yoochun tagging behind.

“Ahhhhh Jaejoooong ya…….”here came another scream from the leader.

All three of them stunned and gave a perplex look at each other.

Since the door was unlocked, the inquisitive Changmin pressed his hand on the knob and turned.
“OMG...”

“Omona”

“WTH??”

On the bed, Jaejoong was squatting on Yunho’s back and pulling both of his arms, doing some ~perhaps~ stretching.

When the door opened, both of them gazed at the three dumb folded dongsaengs at the doorstep.

“Oh morning all…” Yunho smiled, stood up to sit on the bed with Jaejoong beaming away. “Erm, Jaejoong and I are doing some exercise, preparing for the SBS Gayo...”

“Ohhhhh!!!!” all three of them stared at each other and chuckled.

29/12/2008 the night of SBS Gayo Daejun

“Yo Changmin, are you ready for the performance??” Yoochun queried his anxious dongsaeng.
Changmin gaped at Yoochun and sighed.

“Alright all please be prepared, you all are the next.” shouted Mr. Song from the makeup entrance.

“Yo man, let’s go for it!!!” Junsu screened.

“Come on, let’s do our Dong Bang cheer...” Yunho suggested.

All shrieked: “DBSK, DBSK hwaiting...”

After the performance in the makeup room

“Ah Yo, Changmin, you did it!!!!” Junsu applauded.

“But Changmin ya, what’s wrong with your expression just now??” Jaejoong gaped at his dongsaeng, giving him a ~one touch~ on the back.

“Huh??” Changmin gazed puzzle at Jaejoong.

“You and your reluctant face….BUT anywhere you DID it, and you have your KANI” Jaejoong added with a grin.

“Ya right, I deserved it” Changmin replied with a ~smirk~.

On the other hand,

Yoochun turned and queried Yunho: “Ah Hyung, why you snatched my position??”

“Did I??” Yunho gave a ~guiltless~ gaze back.

“Ya I know, you want to stand beside your beloved during the strip BUT *giving a depressing look* I am soooo far-off from my Susu…” he grumbled, pouting, turned his head to gaze at his Junsu: “Aish, I missed his smexy back…”

Yunho scratched his head and ~sniggered~.

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