Yuppie i had done up my one-shot on Yunjae. Pls enjoy (full version):
Title: Admirer threat
Genre: humor, fluff
Rating: PG
Character: Yunjae, DBSK, devotee, a little of Yoosu
Summary: Jaejoong previously received a propose from this admirer in Japan. And now this admirer fled to Korea to hunt him again. Will Yunho admit he is the lover of Jaejoong??!!
~Jaejoong!~
Changmin heard a shriek outside the apartment.
~Jaejoong ahhh my love!~
Another squeal but this time louder.
Changmin nudged Yoochun sitting opposite him. Yoochun removed the earpieces and gazed at his perplex dongsheng: “Changmin, what’s up?”
“Hyung, do you hear something?” Changmin’s suspicious mind aroused, his index fingers rubbing his lower chin, inquired his Hyung.
“Jaejoongggg loveeeee…..” Both of them gaped at each other, eyes widened.
Changmin grinned: “Oh, a yell coming from a fanboy?!?!” and hurried over from the sofa, curiously peeking out of the windowpane, three storeys down with Yoochun tagging along.
A fair-looking guy was clutching a bunch of “red” roses at his broad chest, standing outside the fences of the apartment and gazing anxiously at the direction where DBSK resided, bellowing again: “Jaejoong, pleaseeee come out!”
“Ahhh is not a fanboy but an admirer of Jaejoong Hyung.” Yoochun uttered, attempting to control his sense of laughter and gazed at his dongsheng.
Both of them chuckled simultaneously.
“What admirer??” an abrupt nosey query.
A miniature inquisitive face popped out from no-where in between them.
“Oh, Yunho Hyung, FINALLY…. you finished your business in the loo!!” Yoochun spoke with cheekiness while facing Yunho standing behind them.
Changmin paid no heed to Yoochun’s cynical remarks and added:
“Ah Hyung, we are referring to Jaejoong Hyung’s admirer shrieking outside our apartment!” while pointing at the position where the devotee was.
“WHAT!!” Yunho moved his glance to where Changmin pointed.
All of them heard the security Ajosshi warned the devotee: “Hey stop yelling!! This is a private apartment!!” “If you still persist, I will call the Police.”
The guy had no choice, gave a last reluctant look at the windowpane and leave.
**
“Nooo argh is him AGAIN!!” Yunho grumbled.
“Huh??” Both of his dongshengs looked at their Hyung perplexedly.
“Still remembered last time I mentioned to all of you….. Jaejoong and I met this vexing Japanese guy outside our Avex Company with a huge bunch of roses…. Mmm... Proposing to Jaejoong….” Yunho harked back to the appalling experience.
Changmin stroke his chin with his fingers, raised his eyebrows with a smirk on his face: “Ahhh, is it the guy that asked you whether you are Jaejoong’s Hyung lover?!?!”
Yunho nodded heartily.
Yoochun folded his arms and gave a cheeky look to Yunho: “Ooooo Hyung, you shall have acknowledged your relationship in the first place, at least that Japanese guy will discontinue his pestering on Jaejoong Hyung AND *gazing at Yunho* both of you can live happily ever after and after and after…...............”
Yunho was about to react when Changmin butt in: “Ya, I thoroughly agreed with Yoochun Hyung. If Hyung had confessed at that time, that guy will not have squandered on his air tickets to Korea and those bunch on roses.. Woww must be expensive….. And you don’t have to worry some much now of this threat”
Yoochun beamed at his genius dongsheng.
Yunho let out a “HUGE” sigh, looking miserable and moaned: “How can I do that! How I can admit my relationship with Jaejoong infront of those fangirls stalking us at that time!! I meant what if Lee Pujang……..”
“Come on Hyung!” Yoochun interjected. “Most of the Cassiopeia already knew that you and Jaejoong Hyung was an item.”
“Ya!!” Changmin continued with concord, “It was so obvious from the affectionate actions between both of you to the every pair of eyes down there watching us. And *cough* your dongsheng… ME…*gave a ‘too sympathy’ look to his Yunho Hyung* have stuck in the middle all these years!!”
Yunho gave a pat on his dongsheng’s shoulder: “Ohhh Changmin!!”
**
Yoochun abruptly uttered gleefully: “Jaejoong Hyung and my Susu are back.”
A classy black car was heading towards the apartment and was about to stop in the front of the gateway.
*WHEN* unexpectedly someone with a bunch of roses jumped out in the middle of the lane and blocked the car from going through.
The car went into a hasty halt.
Junsu *the one driving* gave a stunning look at his Hyung beside him: “Omomo, who is that, a fanboy??”
While at the other side, Jaejoong scowled: “WHAT THE HECK?!”
The guy leaped over to the windowpane of the car where Jaejoong was sitting, shrieking: “~Jaejoong ahhh~!!! ~Jaejoong ahhh~!!!”
Junsu gazed bewilderedly at the guy outside: “Hyung, you know him??!!”
Jaejoong gawked at the wacky guy with a bunch of roses just outside the windowpane, while doing some recalling.
*Few seconds past*
“Ahhhh, he was that admirer outside the Avex Company!!”
“Huh?!?!” Junsu was uncertain who his Hyung was referring to.
**While upstairs in the apartment**
“Arggghhhh, is that annoying guy again!! What is he trying to do with my Jaejoongie?!?!” Yunho groaned, hastening in getting out of the apartment to rescue his beloved.
“Oh noooo, is my Susu hurt???” anxious Yoochun moved along behind his Hyung.
Changmin stood in the apartment, *sigh*, smirking, shaking his head with both arms folded as he gazed at his two Hyungs dashed out of the apartment in a flash, akin to “Superman” salvaging the world.
**Outside the apartment**
Yunho was the first to arrive to his darling’s rescue, raising his tone, spoke in his eloquent Japanese: “What are you doing??!!” confronting the admirer.
Jaejoong and Junsu were now out of the car.
The devotee clinched on to Jaejoong’s right hand with staggering Jaejoong holding on to the roses, trying to control his *outburst* laughter. *while beside them, Yoochun was examining Junsu whether he was injured…*
“GET YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM HIM NOW!!” Yunho commanded in his leader-sshi voice to the devotee. *While he saw some fangirls hiding behind some bushes.*
Yunho suggested to the guy: “Let’s go upstairs and sort this out!!”, whilst
shaking off the devotee’s hand off Jaejoong and wrapping his right hand around his wifey’s waist.
**Back in the apartment**
“Welcome back!!” Changmin teased.
All was sitting on the sofa circling the coffee table in the middle.*with Yunho sitting beside Jaejoong, Yoochun, Junsu, Changmin and the guy next to Yunho*
~Yunho vs Devotee~
Yunho inquired: “So what do you want??”
“I want to be together with Jaejoong!!”
All the dongshengs especially Changmin was having a hard time controlling his hilarity.
“I will protect him from all the dangers and……”
“STOP!!” Yunho interpolated in annoyance. “So when can you stop pestering him??”
“Until…..until Jaejoong admits he has a lover, I will stop!!”
“Promise?!?!”
“Promise!!”
“Listen, *glared at the devotee* Yunho now making up his mind with –full- determination. *Everyone looked questioningly at him*
“I need to admit one thing to you.
*clearing his throat, counting 1…………….2……………….3….. *
“Jaejoong is MY lover, he is MINE, and NOBODY is snatching him away from ME!!”
Everyone was widening their stare at Yunho
Jaejoong gazed “with overflowing sweetness” admiring his Yun’s valor: “Ohhhh Yunho!!”
Yunho gripped his right hand over his beloved left hand.
All the dongshengs applauded. Changmin bellowed: “BRAVO Hyung, BRAVO!!”
Yoochun bawled: “Hyung, we LOVE you!!”
The devotee was astounded over Yunho’s gallantry and the reaction from all his dongshengs including the one he loved.
*Few seconds past*
He pessimistically tilted his head to face Yunho: “Alright, since you had confessed, you win.”
“BUT”
“BUT what?!!” Yunho inquired. *tighten his grip*
“But you must vow that you cannot hurt Jaejoong, OR ELSE, I will come back for him!!”
“Yes, you have my promise!!” Yunho spoke with *full* self-assurance.
“Alright, I will leave!!”, reluctantly glancing at the lovely couple and stood up. *Sigh*
Jaejoong unexpectedly uttered to the guy: “Please continue to support DBSK!!”
“AHHHH Joongie..!!”
“HYUNG!!”
Jaejoong gave a sugary beam back.
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I have also posted in LJ -jaeho detox - (erm seems to have some errors in splitting into 2 sections so i just make it as a full *sigh*)
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